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Listed below are the top Bartexts of the Night. Your text will be posted if the Bartexts crew literally laughs out loud.

'I woke up this morning and my liver was sitting beside me having a cup of coffee'
'I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.'
'This girl called me the other day and said, 'Come over, theres nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.'
'Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy. '
'Dear Kitchen, wtf'
'King? The new rule is if you blink, you drink'

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